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You can reach each of the numbers listed below by correctly using the telephone’s rotary dial.
If you are unable to dial one of these numbers, this is not because the telephone is defective, but rather because your brain capacity is unfortunately insufficient to operate analog technology. We are very sorry about that. You are welcome to attend a course with us.
If you would like to program your own number, you can do so by pressing the red button. You will then be guided through the instructions on how to program your own number.
If you want to delete a number, you can do this after dialing the number and listening to the message until the end and then pressing and holding the red button for at least 5 seconds.
Now to the numbers: below you will find a selection of pre-programmed numbers that are already stored on the telephone. You can also delete these if you don’t like them.
Currently, numbers between 10 and 9999 can be programmed. The numbers on the left are reserved and cannot be programmed or deleted. In the future, these will be real telephone numbers of the network.
Your telephone also has its own number (on the backside of the phone). This number can be reached from other telephones in the network.

Have fun!


Reserved Numbers

Preprogrammed Numbers


10    -    Location not defined

20    -    Ländteweg 2, 3005 Bern

24   -    Bar@TheEndOfTheUniverse

25    -  Location not defined

31    -   Location not defined

35   -    Reichenbachstrasse 1, 3005 Bern

37    -    Location not defined

42    -   TimeMachine

49   -    Location not defined

50    -    Greyerzstrasse 50, 3013 Bern

68    -   Location not defined

70   -    Location not defined

80    -    Location not defined

90    -   Location not defined

100   -    Location not defined

007    -    Agent

031    -    Spraying

076    -    Null Siebe Sächs

079    -    Null Siebe Nüün

0800    -    For Free

11    -    Mondmangel

12    -    Shit

13    -    Steamy Windows

14    -    Period

15    -    Mental Health Hotline

16   -    The Meaning of the Word Fuck

17    -    Alzheimer

18    -   Polonäse

19   -    Chuck Norris

21    -    Meier

22    -   Welcome to the Jungle

23   -    Michael Jordan

26    -    School Hotline

27    -   Fritz

28   -    Alle Kinder

29    -    Reason or Rhyme

30    -    Thirty

32    -    Thirty Two

33    -   Schnappszahl

44    -    Alien

51    -   Almost Fifty

55   -    4546 Hertz

64    -    Sixty Four

69    -   Sexy Times

74    -    Seventy Four

75    -    Seventy Five

77    -   Wrughhhh

88   -    Schnüüzer

99    -    Luftballons

111   -    Auskunft

112    -  Kein Anschiss

113   -   Personal Message

117    -   Polizei

118   -    Feuerwehr

143    -    Sorgentelefon

144    -   Ambulanz

420   -   Helicopter

911    -    Emergency

1234    -   Password

1984   -    Big Brother

2021    -    Tschugger

2525    -   A Little TimeTravel

3142   -     PI