Noitulover’s anal stage has been rather intense. Rumour has it that I haven’t really overcome the anal stage myself quite yet. To not give such bullshit any life, I would like to point out that Noitulover just really likes to give a shit and also takes one every once in a while. During the 3 year long anal stage, Noitulover hasn’t cut his hair, started to take singing lessons in order to overcome his aforementioned childhood trauma, joined a men choir and tried to get into acting school. None of these endeavours were particular successful as he had to cut has hair as they became too dense, heating his head up to an extreme degree that he was in serious danger to die of hyperthermia. To make matters worse, after one year of giving his all, they kicked him out of the man choir citing his singing was just not aceptable. One may consider that the average age of the choir was beyond 70 and he was basically their only upcoming hopeful. As he also did not make it into acting school, Noitulovers has seen the brown side of life during the anal stage quite a bit and he has therefore become sort of an expert in that field. Something that he not only expected but also kind of aimed for. Fortunately, none of these events managed to discourage our dear artist as his air is growing again, he still sings when the situations calls for it and he kind of has started his very own acting career. Thus, he could peacefully end the anal stage in 2016 with a loud and proud fart that is still echoing in his universe.