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legal disclaimer


In order to be allowed into the soviet time machine, the time traveler must sign the legal disclaimer. it states that the Engineer of lizzie - the only true soviet time machine - will not be held liable for any damage caused to the time travelers beautiful face due to either improper use of the time traveling device or just due to the nature that time traveling is dangerous and sometimes some things can just go horrible wrong...

Furthermore, the time traveler must declare, that he/she has also read the section regarding the functionality of the time travel device and amisaware of the potentially hazardous situation he/she is about to get himself/herself into. In case the time traveler dies during time travel, all his/her belongings will go the Engineer of Lizzie – not because he likes him/her, but because he might go back in time and fix this shit!