In order to make time travel with Lizzi not such a random event as you might think, we have implemented a very sophisticated and user-friendly time travel settings panel so that you can accommodate your adventure as you wish in order to have some sort of control over your trip through time and space. Below you can find all the available travel modes you can chose from in order to get close to your desired location in time and space!
The language switch in the soviet time machine lets you choose between two beautiful melodic languages.
In case you speak English or any other language than German, please select English as the language you would like to be adressed with during your trip through time and space. Should you still speak German but for understandable reasons hate this language, you may also select English.
In case you should be 12 years or older, you may go for the Rated-R time travel mode. Sometimes Lizzie uses nasty words and has a complicated way of expressing herself. Not that we haven’t warned you!
If you like some action, are the rather active type of time traveller, prefering a bottle over a toilet to pee in any day of the week and don’t give a fuck about vortex helmets and protein pills, go for Active.
If you’re really into Ray Charles and are not exactly one of these surferboys and girls and you’ve always been one of the real adventurers who always wondered how it would be to grow a third leg in the future, go for ray!
If you don’t mind ending up in a Soviet Gulag, Donalds Trump big big head, Wolfsschanze, Betlehem, Martullos Management Seminar, in a Nuclear War or in the stomach of a big shark, choose Yes!
If you’re more of an adventerous type, we recommend you the blackhole time travel mode. Just remember that everybody will probably be dead by the time you’re back, given that you’re actually gonna make it back of course!
Even we really don’t know the difference between Nuclear and Cultural Decay, it must be an old Soviet joke. Anyhow, it is rumored that if you choose the former, you’ll end up as a mushroom if something should go horribly wrong during time travel...
If you’re the one, looking for the one, had one moment in your life, are one of a kind, are a goalkeeper and can’t stop listening to U2’s “One”, then there’s only one Binary Attitude that will make your time travel experience a satisfying one!
Sometimes the Flux Capacitor fails and Lizzie the Lizzie isn’t able to circumvent the Heisenbergs uncertainitcy principle, meaning you could end up even before time itself and staying captivated it an endless time loop. If that frightens you, go for the Time Mode!